Changing some shit...blah.

Project Latte-Thunder

Allow me to give a shout out to the biggest tool in the shed, Equipment. Word on the street is that he's been spending his time flying bitches and porking aero planes.


Lately when I haven't been at work, I've been working on something I like to call "Project Leo-Exodus". In town we have all of these lions, now I've been up close to a couple of them and I was thinking about getting a truck and snatching one late at night. Perhaps hide it for a few years then use it like a lawn gnome. Yesterday the idea came to me...why stop there?

If I get a crew together of 11 guys we can do it easily (as long as we have 3 mini-coopers). 33 lions, 1 night. If you're interested in helping e-mail me. I'm currently looking to fill the following positions; Big dumb strong guy, stupid gadget guy, dorky computer guy, suave driver dude, dashing sex machine, load obnoxious distraction, wacky sidekick, young overconfident kid, explosive expert, rich old guy, and fluffer.

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! Another post, but Ben, it hasn’t even been a month yet! Don’t fear, summer is almost upon us and that means I’ll soon be working my fat ass into the ground again.

With summer gearing up it’s also time for NEWLARP, which is hard for me to get excited about. Never in my entire life have I ever known so many fucking god dam cry-baby-chicken-shit douche bag whiners (besides myself that is). And that’s all I’m gonna say about that.

I ordered a bed off of Amazon.com, I’m not ever sure how that works yet, ‘cause beds are big. I can’t say I’ve ever seen a UPS dude deliver a mattress to someone’s house. I’m half expecting the bed to be just sitting on my porch some afternoon, but that just seems strange. Only time will tell.

Aaaaannnd, I'm spent.


LP said: The nipples of mother hope have run dry.

Look Ma, a post! Unfortunately for you all I haven’t got much to say. With winter in full swing things at “The Creek” have been slow and I’ve settled into a routine. Now I am once again faced with the decision, move or quit. I cannot keep driving to Green Bay everyday once summer starts, but I can’t really justify moving for my job. The pay is great and the people that work with me are awesome, but every other part of that place just drags me down. The distinct possibility exists that I may have to run two restaurants come the middle of summer, and that is something that would only add to my distaste for the job. On top of that the two people I count on most basically hate the place and only work there for me. Don’t get me wrong I appreciate it, but if I don’t enjoy it and they are only there to help out me, then why should they stay? I’m just making their lives miserable. In the end I’m sure I’ll end up being too lazy to do anything about it and working there another long and shitty summer.

In other news now that I have my taxes back I can pay off the Saturn, which means it is time for the car to explode. However, things aren't all bad.

I’ve decided to post again, count yourselves as the lucky ones. Work is slowing down to a crawl with the golf season coming to an end. Fridays and Saturdays are still busy but the rest of the week pretty much involves me trying to find ways to entertain myself without using my penis.

On the big site here I’ve made some minor changes, Dale hasn’t updated his site in a year and a half, so he’s out and Jen is in. Lesbian Pimp is back and I got rid of all the stuff on the side because updating it made my head hurt.

As everyone knows, I work way too much. I’m no longer working 80+ hours or required to stay open to close, but I’m still there 60+ hours a week and 12-14 hours a day on the weekends. I miss doing all the dork things I use to do, mainly NEWLARP and FVbN. Everyday I tell myself that when I get home I’m gonna dive back into everything, get back up on that horse, blah, blah, blah, but when I get home…I’m spent, I just don’t have the desire to go thru all the BS on the forums that has accumulated in the past few months. In both games player interest is waning, which pisses me off. FVbN’s problem is that too many people have died. The old guard is gone and the game is in transition, PC’s want a break from all the killing, only problem is they’re still killing themselves which in turn pisses off the other players. Losing our two cool places to play hasn’t helped us either. NEWLARP on the other hand is odd…I feel so divorced from the whole thing. I never got too involved in the game since I was only at one event (JR got fired the week after the first event). The thing that pisses me off the most about all of it is all the pissing and moaning on the board. Attendance is down so we point fingers at each other. I honestly don’t believe people are upset about our “Grey” plot to the point where they are leaving. The people that come to that game do so for two real reasons…to hang out with their friends and to beat up said friends with foam weapons. At the end of the day no one really gives a shit about the plot. Our attendance is around 20ish…were we ever that far over 20 at NEWLARP?

Anyway, I’ve decided that I need to make up my mind and either leave Thornberry and start doing the things I enjoy again or move to Green Bay and divorce myself from one or both games, I don’t wanna half-ass it anymore

Quigly goes to Jail and other such nonsense

The Man’s been trying to keep me down, but eventually I get up again (usually after my nap). Work’s been gay lately…now that I have a real staff I have to do all this stupid “boss stuff”, like scheduling, making a new menu, pricing crap, meetings, blah blah blah. I’ve become a slave to the corporate machine. I barely even cook anymore which sucks, I like cooking (although those that have seen the kitchen in my home may disagree) and I miss being able to get my ass kicked on a Friday or Saturday night. At this point I’m caught between two polar opposite ideas I have in my head, being their too long (like I was those first few weeks) or feeling unproductive, like JR. In time I’m sure it will pass, probably just a byproduct of the Owner’s whole “Fire ‘em all!!” attitude.

Now that work has calmed down (I’m only working 60ish a week now) I’m hoping to start getting back into the groove of things with FVbN and NEWLARP. Only problem is that whole Saturday thing, but I’m working on it. This sat is FVbN, should be a good time, word on the street is that shit be going down in O-Town!

I got the AC fixed on the Saturn, so now I don’t have to cornstarch my balls when I drive to work…it was hot, real hot. Although I’m still partial to the crab brains on my nuts, but I’m funny that way.

My reviews are as follow; Charlie’s Angels 2= poopers, Hulk good, T3 good, and that Johnny Depp he a maka me cry! Also, Rise of Nations may be the greatest RTS EVAR!

RANDOM DRUNK PEOPLE THAT HAVE CALLED ME THIS WEEK TRACKER= 2